Women's Heavy Sweatshirt "Eccentric Proctologist"

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Women's Heavy Sweatshirt "Eccentric Proctologist"

Women's Heavy Sweatshirt "Eccentric Proctologist"

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Unleash your inner sass with our Women’s Heavy Sweatshirt - because sometimes, you just gotta call it like you see it. Featuring the unapologetically hilarious slogan “I am not a Proctologist, but I know an ass hole when I see one,” this cozy heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt is your new go‑to for roasting the riff‑raff in style.

Slip into this heavyweight warrior of wardrobes and let the world know you’re fluent in brutal honesty. Whether you’re braving the grocery store or lounging with your squad, this sweatshirt speaks volumes before you even say a word. Ready to roast ’em in comfort? Grab yours and start spotting - you know - those “assholes” from a mile away.

.: 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Stylish fit

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.77
Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.13 30.31 31.50
Sleeve length, in 25.59 26.18 26.77 27.36 27.95
  • Machine wash cold.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not tumble dry.
  • Do not dry clean.
  • Do not iron on print.
  • Line dry in shade.

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