Women's Midweight Hoodie "Stop Following Me!"
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Women's Midweight Hoodie "Stop Following Me!"
Get ready to laugh your way through evolution with the Kooky Women's Midweight Hoodie "Stop Following Me!" Featuring a hilarious twist on Darwin's classic diagram, this hoodie shows a frustrated human trying to escape the relentless march of evolution. It's witty, warm, and wonderfully weird—just like you!
Made for those who love to wear their humor loud and proud, this hoodie is crafted from comfy midweight fabric that's perfect for layering or solo wear. Whether you're heading to class, lounging at home, or dodging philosophical conversations, this is your go-to gear for serving prehistoric sass.
Wear it and let the world know: you're evolving at your own pace—no followers allowed!
.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² (284.8 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
- Machine wash cold.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron on print.
- Line dry in shade.