Staple Cotton Tee - I'm not a proctologist

Our unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. "I'not a Proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one". No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.